Alternate Route: The Official Guide to Not Working

Are you tired of the main route not working? Do you want to try something new? Look no further! This is the alternate route, where we've carefully curated a selection of paths that are guaranteed not to work.

But don't just take our word for it! Here are some testimonials from our satisfied customers:

• "I was skeptical at first, but the alternate route really didn't work for me." - John D.
• "I'm not sure what I'm looking at, but it's definitely not working." - Jane E.

And don't worry, we've got plenty of other options for you to choose from:

• Try the Even Alternate Route
• Just Give Up Already

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

• Roll the Dice (May Not Work Either)