Malfunction Report #3: "The Great Donut Disaster of 2023"
It started innocently enough. A batch of freshly baked donuts, fresh from the oven. But things quickly took a turn for the worse. Reports began flooding in of a mysterious 'glaze' that had somehow attached itself to the donuts, rendering them completely inedible.
The affected donuts were quarantined and taken away for further investigation. Witnesses describe the scene as "surreal" and "tragic", as the donuts lay in a pile, slowly turning a gelatinous shade of pink.
A full-scale investigation is currently underway, but sources close to the case say that the culprit is still at large. In the meantime, we recommend avoiding all donut shops in the area, as the situation is "very, very bad".
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