Support Ticket: "My toaster is possessed by a mischievous spirit"

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Issue Description:

Your toaster has been acting strangely, randomly spewing forth an endless stream of gibberish and making poor life choices. We're not sure if it's just a malfunction or an actual entity from another dimension.

Steps to Reproduce:

1. Turn the toaster on.
2. Wait for approximately 30 seconds.
3. Watch in horror as your toaster begins to recite the entirety of "The Great Gatsby" in iambic pentameter.

Solutions:

• We recommend performing the ancient ritual of "The Toast of the Ancients," a mystical incantation passed down through the ages.
• If that doesn't work, please try restarting the toaster while facing the opposite direction and whistling "The Wheels on the Bus."