Voice Lessons for the Utterly Uncoordinated

Welcome to the official voice lessons of the year's most overconfident singer. We specialize in helping you find your vocal sweet spot, or at least a spot that won't make you sound like a cat in a blender.

Check out our price list and try not to have a heart attack. Schedule your lesson with us, but don't say we didn't warn you. See what our satisfied customers have to say, or not.

What we can help with:

Singing in the Shower

Yes, it's a real thing, and we can help you do it better, or worse, we're not judging.

Singing in the Mirror

For that extra bit of flair and a dash of narcissism.

Singing in a Karaoke Bar

Where the only thing more embarrassing than you is the bartender.

Contact us, we dare you.