Because Your Product Will Probably Break Anyway
Welcome to Warranty Woes, where we proudly offer you a 1-year warranty on all our products, guaranteed to last exactly 6 months and 3 days.
- Broken Product: Yes, We're on It.
- Repair Time: 1-3 Business Days, Or Maybe Never.
- Replacement Time: Whenever, If We Feel Like It.
- Warranty Expiration: 6 Months 3 Days, Because That's Just Enough.