THE BACKGROUND COLOR IS RED.

Because the CEO of our company, Mr. Pinky, had a heart attack and his wife, Redd, dyed the carpet to match her favorite lipstick.

Now, as a result, our office is forever changed. The fluorescent lights have been replaced with lava lamps, and the air conditioning has been upgraded to a giant fan that just spins really fast.

But wait, there's more!

Our break room now features a state-of-the-art espresso machine that dispenses free shots of Red Bull energy drink.

Visit our Coffee Break page to learn more about our caffeine-filled endeavors.