Slipper Safety Precautions

Warning: The Institute of Unorthodox Footwear is not responsible for any accidents or injuries caused by excessive slipper usage. Please wear protective eyewear when reading this page.

Preventing Slipper-Related Injuries

• Never wear slippers with a heel-to-toe ratio greater than 1.5:1.
• Always inspect your slippers for sharp objects or loose threads.
• Slippers should never be used as a makeshift hammer or projectile.
• Never, ever, under any circumstances, wear slippers while operating heavy machinery.
• Slippers are not a substitute for actual footwear, but you knew that already.

Slipper-Related Emergencies

• Slipper Burns: First Aid and Treatment
• Slipper Tangles: When Your Slippers Turn Against You
• Slipper Loss: When You Lose Your Slippers in the Dark