The Tenets of Interdimensional Surfing

By: Balthazar McSnurf

1. Thou shalt not surf the same wave twice, lest thou fall into a vortex of despair and lost souls.
2. A good wave must be approached with the respect of a conquering hero and the finesse of a ninja.
3. The board shalt be one's best friend and confidant, a loyal companion on the vast expanse of the cosmos.
4. Thou shalt not be swayed by the siren song of beachside distractions, for the sea calls to thee with a siren song of its own.
5. The art of timing is everything, for the waves shall rise and fall with the rhythms of the universe.
6. A surfer must be prepared to face the void, for even the most tranquil waves hide a depth of fury.
7. And above all, a true surfer must be willing to ride the waves of uncertainty, for it is in the unknown that the greatest rewards lie.

Read the annotated guide to Advanced Interdimensional Surfing for further study of these hallowed principles.

Or, for a more sinister interpretation of the Tenets, seek out the works of Zorvath, the patron saint of Surfing's shadowy underbelly.