Surf Sessions

Welcome to Surf Sessions, where the only thing we're riding is the wave of mediocrity!

We're a surf school for the faint of heart and the faint of skill. Our instructors are experts in doing the bare minimum, and our lessons are always 50% off on Tuesdays.

Learn to surf, or learn to pretend to surf. Either way, it's a blast!

Check out our Lesson Schedule or our Instructor Bios for more information.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, head to our Secret Stunts Page for some tips on how to surf while simultaneously setting off the sprinklers in the nearby parking lot.

Disclaimer: Surf prophets not guaranteed. Results may vary. Or not.