Dr. Simon the Great

Surgeon Extraordinaire

Biography

Dr. Simon the Great is a renowned surgeon with a penchant for dramatic flair and an unparalleled skill in the operating room.

With a background in both Eastern European folk medicine and advanced robotics, Dr. Simon has revolutionized the field of surgery with his patented "Surgical Splatter" technique.

His work has been praised by critics and patients alike, with many calling him the "Michelangelo of Meat" and the "Picasso of the Scalpel."

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Interesting Facts

• Dr. Simon has performed over 1,000 surgeries in his career, with only 12 patients surviving.
• He has a pet snake named Schrödinger.
• Dr. Simon is a self-taught expert in the field of Extreme Pogo Sticking.

Awards and Accolades

• Winner of the Golden Scalpel Award (2018)
• Inducted into the Order of the Golden Gauze (2015)
• Featured in the Journal of Unconventional Surgical Techniques (Vol. 12, Issue 3)

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