ERGO-ALIGNMENT SURGERY

Dr. Smith will perform a series of 12 surgeries on you, each one more excruciating than the last. You will be charged $1 per surgery.

Appendix Relocation Hip Replacement Eyeball Rotation Tongue Elongation Shoulder Realignment Ankle Strengthening Nose Resizing Ear Reshaping Shoulder Replacement Hip Replacement 2.0 Foot Rearrangement Eye Replacement Brain Reboot