Surviving in space with donkeys is no easy feat. But don't worry, we've got you covered.

First off, don't try to eat the space rocks. They're not as tasty as they look.

Secondly, don't try to communicate with the aliens. They're not as friendly as you think.

Thirdly, don't try to drive the space donkey. They're not as good at driving as you are.

And finally, don't try to take a space selfie. The zero-G will ruin your hair.

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