Mule Bites

A guide to the most majestic, yet secretly judgemental, creatures in the animal kingdom.

Learn how to subtly judge others with the art of Mule Bites

Or, if you're feeling bold, try our advanced Daring Judge technique.

Discover the ancient art of using an elephant's trunk as a makeshift cane for added mobility while Mule Biting.

Remember, with great power comes great responsibility...to be kind and compassionate towards all creatures, big and small.

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