_goals of life are but a distant memory_

A Treatise on the Futility of Existence

In a world devoid of meaning, one must find purpose in the meaningless.

Or, at the very least, pretend to have a purpose, and convince others that you do, too.

Subpages prophets and their absurd prophecies:

And so, we trudge on, through the desert of existence, with only the faint scent of meaninglessness to guide us.

Or, you know, just pretend to be a functioning adult, like everyone else.

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