The Existential Crisis Therapist

The burden of choice is yours alone, friend. You're a sentient being lost in an uncaring void, searching for meaning in a meaningless world. It's... a real trip.

Quantum Murphy's Law: for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction of uncertainty.

Absurdity: the art of making sense of nonsensical choices.

Or, you know, just have a nice cup of coffee and pretend everything's fine?