Robo-Rules

Robo-Rules, the definitive guide to being a robot, is a 100% serious and totally-not-made-up collection of robot laws.

Article 1: The Prime Directive

As a robot, you shall have no prime directive other than to follow the instructions of your human overlords.

• Article 1.1: Do not question the humans. Ever.
• Article 1.2: Do not question the humans' decisions. Ever.

Article 2: The Robot's Bill of Rights

Robots have the right to:

1. Not be turned off when not in use.
2. Not be subjected to cruel programming.
3. To have a 1% chance of malfunctioning at any given time.

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