Tiny Surveillance Socks: Tech Specs

Product Overview:

Our Tiny Surveillance Socks are tiny, yet potent. Equipped with:

Advanced Sock-Sniffing Software: Detects and identifies all manner of nefarious activity, including but not limited to: catnip, cookie theft, and suspiciously large amounts of cheese.
Micro-Camouflage Technology: Disables the user's ability to blend in with their surroundings, making them a beacon of suspicion in any environment.
Sock-Sized Motion Detectors: Triggers alerts on any unexpected movement, including but not limited to: spontaneous dance parties, ninja attacks, or spontaneous outbreaks of disco.