html Coconut Consultations

Survival Coconuts: Height Phobia Experts

A coconut with a tiny hat on

Consultant's Desk

We specialize in treating Height Phobia, that affliction where you're convinced the world is going to end at any moment and you just want to hide under a pile of coconuts until it's over. Don't worry, we've got just the prescription for you! Our expert consultants are trained to guide you through the process of building a bunker, creating a panic room, and perfecting your coconut-based survival skills.

Treatment Options Testimonials Meet Our Consultants