COCONUT HACKS

Surviving the Apocalypse with Code

Welcome to Coconuts, the ultimate guide for post-apocalyptic survivalists. In this manual, we'll cover the basics of hacking, scavenging, and general nuttiness for the modern-day refugee.

				// Coconut Hack 1: Finding Food in the Wild
				// 1. Look for palm trees with coconuts
				// 2. Climb the tree, but be careful of the squirrels
				// 3. Pick coconuts, but avoid the coconuts with worms
			

In our next installment, we'll cover Coconut Hack 2: Building Shelter from Scratch, using only the finest materials found in a typical suburban backyard.

And don't forget to tune in for Coconut Hack 3: Defending Yourself Against Zombies with DIY Pipe Bombs.