Coconut Tiranter's Guide

Congratulations, you've reached the pinnacle of coconut culinary arts. This is where the truly elite of coconut enthusiasts come to learn the ancient secrets of coconut tyranny.

Below you will find the most diabolical recipes for the most ruthless coconut despots:

• Coconut Coup A 5-star recipe for the most audacious coup de grâce
• Coconut Coup de Tat The most ruthless and efficient way to overthrow your neighbor who won't share their coconut flakes
• Coconut Coup de Main The art of using your coconut-wielding army to conquer the world, one beach at a time.

Remember, with great coconut power comes great coconut responsibility. Do not use these recipes for evil. Or do. We won't judge you.