Welcome to Survival Coconuts, where we'll teach you how to whisper to sharks with coconuts
Are you tired of being eaten by sharks? Do you dream of being friends with these toothy terrors of the deep? Look no further than Survival Coconuts!
Our expert instructors will teach you the art of coconut whispering, a delicate balance of coconut scent, body positioning, and soothing vocal inflections that'll have your shark friends eating out of the palm of your hand (or at least, not eating you)
Shark Whisperer Certification Program:
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FAQFine print: We are not actually trained in shark whispering, and our methods are purely fictional. But wouldn't it be cool if they weren't?