Surviving on Water: Recipes for the Truly Desperate

Tip 1: The Ancient Art of Water-Only Cooking

For those who insist on punishing their taste buds, we present to you... water.

Tip 2: How to Make Water Taste Like Something Else

Tip 3: The Secret to Making Water Fasting Bearable

Just kidding, there's no secret. It's just water. But hey, at least we have a nice glass of it.

Tip 4: The Art of Pretending Water is Wine