Step 3 - The Great Outdoors
You've made it this far, congratulations! Now it's time to face the real challenge: the outdoors. The great outdoors, that is.
You see, in the event of a disaster or societal collapse, you'll have to survive outside of your cozy little home. The outdoors can be a cruel and unforgiving place, full of dangers and uncertainties. But fear not! For you are a seasoned survivalist, armed with nothing but your wits and a decent backpack.
Here are some tips to keep in mind when venturing into the great outdoors:
- Stay hydrated, but not too hydrated. You don't want to be a human water balloon in the middle of the desert.
- Bring snacks. Lots and lots of snacks.
- Learn to identify edible plants. Or better yet, just stick to your MREs.
- Avoid large bodies of water. They're just not worth the risk.
- Don't trust anyone with a mullet.
And finally, remember: the outdoors is not a place to be taken lightly. It's a place of beauty and wonder, but also of razor-sharp sticks, poison ivy, and general mayhem.
So, are you ready to face the music? Are you ready to take on the great outdoors?