Fire. The element of warmth. Of light. Of destruction. Of... well, not-so-destruction. Because, let's be real, who needs destruction when you can have a nice cup of coffee?
To make fire, you're going to need some stuff. Not too much, but just enough. Like that one aunt who shows up to family gatherings with a casserole.
1. Gather your materials. You know, the usual: sticks, rocks, and that one weird cousin who's always talking about their "artistic vision."
2. Choose your technique. Do you want to go for the classic "rub two sticks together" method? Or perhaps the "spin a rock around in a circle" approach? The choice is yours.
3. Don't burn yourself. Because, let's be real, you're not exactly the next Bear Grylls.
And, voilà! You're a pyromancer extraordinaire! Now go forth and light the world on fire... with your new fire-making skills.
Or, you know, not.
Go back to the Survival Guides main page and try again, or maybe read about someone who tried this at home.