Step 10: MacGyvering a Toilet

When the world has ended and you're stuck in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, sometimes you just have to think on your feet. Or in this case, on your toilet.

With the toilet paper supply chain having collapsed, and the last roll of Charmin' having long since expired, you'll need to get creative.

Here's a step-by-step guide on how to MacGyver a toilet, using nothing but twine, a rusty screw, and a can of hairspray:

  1. Find a length of twine, preferably from a discarded pair of pants.
  2. Twist the twine into a makeshift rope, securing it with a rusty screw.
  3. Use the hairspray to hold the twine in place, creating a makeshift "glue" to keep the roll from unraveling.
  4. Repeat steps 1-3 until the toilet paper is sufficiently MacGyvered.

Voila! You've managed to MacGyver your toilet, and for that, you should be proud. But don't get too cocky, there's still the small matter of finding food, water, and a decent Netflix show to worry about.

Next up: Finding a way to purify water without actually knowing what you're doing.

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