Wilderness Navigation: The Art of Not Getting Lost (Too Much)
Survival Skills for the Uncoordinated
Are you tired of walking in circles and wondering which way is north? Well, wonder no more! Our comprehensive guide will teach you the basics of wilderness navigation, because who needs Google Maps, anyway?
Step 1: Find a Tree
You can't navigate if you don't know where you are. Find a tree. Any tree. Preferably one with a nice view.
Read on for more tree-mendous navigation tips!
Step 2: Make a Stick Figure Map
With a trusty tree as your starting point, create a map using twigs, pinecones, and your imagination. It's like a real-life Etch A Sketch, but with more dirt and bug bites.
Get your map-making skills up to par (get it?)!
Step 3: Follow the Sun (or the Smell of BBQ)
If you're in a pinch, follow the sun or the scent of sizzling burgers. It's not rocket science, folks!
Learn to live your best life, even in the wild!
Step 4: Pretend You're a Mountain Lion
Roar loudly, swish your tail, and hope nobody notices how lost you are.
And that's it! You're now a wilderness navigation expert!
Go forth, adventurer, and may the trail guide you!