Survival 5/3/Defeat FAQ
Welcome to the most useless guide to survival in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where the only thing that's not a threat to your life is the faint possibility of finding a decent Wi-Fi signal.
Q: What is the 5/3 rule?
A: Ah, you've managed to find the only useful thing we're willing to share. The 5/3 rule is a mathematical formula for determining how long you can survive on a single bottle of water. It's not a joke, we swear. (5 minutes of water + 3 minutes of breathing room = survival)
Learn more about rationing your water
Q: What's the point of all this?
A: We're not really sure either, but it's fun to watch you try.
Ponder the meaninglessness of existence
Q: Will I ever make it out alive?
A: Ha! You will not. But hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell.