It's here. The apocalypse. Phase 2. The Great Rationing. Because, apparently, the world has decided to ration everything, including oxygen, water, and hope.
We're not sure why, but we're guessing it's because someone finally realized that the only thing more abundant than resources is entitled humans.
Anyway, here's what you need to know:
Stay safe out there, folks. We'll get through this together. Or not.
Or, if you're feeling extra desperate: Rationing Simulator
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