Meditation Techniques
1. Forest Bathing – Breathe in the toxic fumes of last week's garbage fire.
2. Inner Peace – Stare at the ceiling tile for 20 minutes.
3. Positive Thinking – Imagine a never-ending supply of free pizza.
Warning: You are entering a highly unstable environment.
1. Forest Bathing – Breathe in the toxic fumes of last week's garbage fire.
2. Inner Peace – Stare at the ceiling tile for 20 minutes.
3. Positive Thinking – Imagine a never-ending supply of free pizza.