Survival Mode: Level 5

You've reached the depths of despair. The walls are closing in, the zombies are at the door, and your supply of ramen noodles is dwindling.

Panic Level: Critical

Don't worry, it's not all hopelessness. You've got this! You can still survive, but only if you follow these crucial steps:

  1. Step 1: Find a reliable source of caffeine
  2. Step 2: Craft a makeshift shield from available materials
  3. Step 3: Call a friend (if you have one)

Or, if all else fails, you can always opt for the nuclear option: Option 4: Surrender

Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.