Step 4: Panic Time! Step 5: Because You Clearly Need More Panic

You've made it this far, congratulations! Now it's time to abandon all hope and succumb to the crushing despair of being lost in the woods.

As you wander through the dense underbrush, the trees grow closer together, the sun beats down on your scalp prophets like a thousand tiny drummers, and the rustling of leaves becomes a cacophony of screams.

Proceed to Step 5, where you'll discover the true horror: the realization that you've been walking in circles for hours, prophets of despair.