Due to an unexpected shortage of artisanal, small-batch, organic bread, we are forced to ration the remaining stock.
Each citizen is allowed 1 loaf per week, and only on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Those who try to hoard bread will be subject to the Bread Police, a special task force trained to detect and punish over-breaders.
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