Located deep beneath the earth's surface, this stockpile contains an arsenal of:
- Enough canned beans to feed the entire city in a post-apocalyptic wasteland
- A cache of emergency supplies, including: 1000 rolls of duct tape, 500 safety pins, and 2000 rubber bands
- A hidden bunker, equipped with a single, flickering fluorescent light and a 20-year-old VHS player
- And, of course, a comprehensive library of survival guides, including:
- The Joy of Vantablank Survival Techniques
But be warned: entry is strictly limited to those who can answer this question: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?