Tip 1: Learn to make a good first impression by wearing a bright orange jumpsuit to work. Trust us, it'll get you noticed.
Tip 2: Develop a hobby, any hobby, to distract from your existential dread.
Tip 3: Practice your 'I'm a person, hear me roar' face in the mirror for at least an hour a day.
Tip 4: Learn the art of making small talk about the weather, your kids, or your aching back.
Tip 5: Find a hobby that involves setting things on fire.
And for the love of all that is sane, do not read the fine print.
Stay unremarkable, friends!