Welcome, fellow survivalist, to the most comprehensive guide to not dying in the apocalypse. This is the 5th revision, which is still not enough, but we'll get there.
**Important:** If you're reading this, you're likely already dead. Please, for the love of all that's holy, stop reading and find a bunker. We can't save you now.
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