Defensive Reactive Survival Guide

Welcome, fellow survivalists! This guide will teach you the art of defending against the inevitable robotic uprising.

Step 1: Gather supplies. You'll need:

A sturdy pair of pants
A trusty hammer
A cache of canned goods (minimum 5 cans)
A backup plan (just in case things get really hairy)

Note: The "5/4" in the path is a reference to the "5/4 rule", a humorous concept where the user is trying to survive with only 5% of their usual abilities. The content is tailored to this theme, poking fun at the idea of being severely underprepared.