Long-term Food Survival Guide

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, you're gonna want to know how to survive on nothing but canned beans.

Step 1: Stock up on Canned Goods

Raid local grocery stores and stock up on all the canned vegetables, meats, and soups you can find. Don't forget the Spam!

Check out our favorite canned recipes!

Step 2: Purify Water Sources

Find a reliable source of clean water. If you're in a desert or near a river, you're golden. If you're near a toxic waste dump, you're not.

Learn how to make your own water purifier!

Step 3: Build a Food Fort

Barricade yourself from those zombies with a well-constructed food fort. Think: canned goods stockpiled, makeshift pantry, and a few strategically-placed tripwires.

Get building!

Step 4: Wait for Resupply

Just wait. Wait for someone, anyone, to show up with a care package. Or, you know, for the zombies to get bored and wander off.

Play some tunes, write some poetry!