Survival Protocol 5-4: Pantry Protocol

Step 3A: Scavenging for Canned Goods

As we navigate the post-apocalyptic wasteland, it's crucial to scavenge for non-perishable items like canned beans, canned tuna, and canned ham. These will sustain us until we can find a reliable source of fresh produce. Don't be a hoarder, though – we're not competing in a game of survival Hunger Games.

Pantry Protocol: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use expired cans?

A: Only if you want to risk botulism. Don't.

Q: How often should I check for cockroaches?

A: Frequently. Like, every 5 minutes. You never know when those little critters will be partying in your pantry.