Step 4: Stockpiling for the Apocalypse
Rations, rations, rations! The most critical component of any well-planned survival strategy is a solid stockpile of non-perishable goods. Think canned goods, dried meats, and an impressive collection of Spam.
Remember, when the zombies come for you, you won't need to think about fancy culinary skills. Just grab a can, open it with your trusty can opener, and devour. Repeat as necessary.