Step 4: The Inevitable Descent into Madness

Step 5: When the World Outside is Just Too Much | Step 3: The Fearsome Food Shortage | Step 2: The Unreliable Water Source

You've managed to make it this far without losing your mind, congratulations! However, things are about to get really interesting. The world is about to become a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and you're still stuck here.

As the once-blue skies turn a toxic shade of green, the air grows thick with the smell of despair, and the only thing that'll keep you sane is the knowledge that you're still better than the other survivors.

Here's what you need to do:

1. Find shelter. Preferably one with a nice view of the impending doom.
2. Stock up on canned goods. Or, you know, just eat the canned goods you've been hoarding for years.
3. Learn to play the trombone. Trust us, it'll be a great distraction.

Remember, it's not the end of the world, it's just... really, really bad.