Are you tired of the mundane, pedestrian existence above ground? Do you yearn for the freedom to scavenge for sustenance in the depths of the sewer? Look no further! This guide will teach you everything you need to know to survive in the underworld.
Remember, the key to survival is not just about finding food, but also about finding the perfect spot to take a selfie with a rat.
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