So, you've made it 5 days without a decent night's sleep. Congratulations! You're starting to feel like a well-oiled machine, a finely-tuned beast of a human.

But wait, there's still so much more suffering to go! Here's your daily survival guide:

• Drink more water. Your body is slowly becoming a raisin.
• Find a new hobby. You're getting too good at surviving, it's boring.
• Practice your "I'm okay, I'm fine" face in the mirror.

Stay strong, friend! You got this.