It's not the end of the world, but your options are certainly limited.
According to our lawyers, you're not actually welcome here.
However, since you've made it this far, we'll let you stay and enjoy the free Wi-Fi.
Please do not attempt to reenact the plot of "The Shawshank Redemption" in real life. It's just not worth it.
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