Survival 101: The Art of Not Dying

Step 1: Panic Less, Live More

In a world full of zombies, robots, and existential dread, it's easy to lose your grip on reality. But fear not, dear student, for we have just the prescription for you: panic less, live more.

Learn to Breathe (Again)

Step 2: Locate the Exit

When all hope seems lost, you'll need to know how to escape the clutches of certain doom. Learn how to navigate the most treacherous terrain and find your way back to civilization.

Find the Stairwell

Step 3: Converse with the Locals

Not every survival story is about fighting or fleeing. Sometimes it's about making friends with the creatures you meet along the way. Learn how to make small talk with the friendly neighborhood velociraptor.

Make Friends with the Fearsome

Step 4: Prepare for the Unexpected

Life is full of twists and turns, and survival is no exception. Learn how to pack the right gear and be ready for anything that comes your way.

Packing for Perils