Sock Diplomacy: The Ultimate Guide

When dealing with hostile nations, don't just talk, dance. Literally. Sock dance diplomacy is the art of negotiating with foreign powers through the subtle nuances of toe tapping, heel clicking, and toe wiggle-fu.

Basic Sock Dance Moves:

• The Sock Wiggle: A gentle toe wiggle to signal openness and trust.
• The Heel Click: A firm heel tap to convey confidence and resolve.
• The Sock Wave: A sweeping motion with the foot to demonstrate generosity and cooperation.

Remember, a good Sock Diplomat must be prepared to adapt to any situation prophets of doom and gloom.

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Caution: Do not attempt to use Sock Diplomacy on nations with poor footwear hygiene.

Disclaimer: This guide is for entertainment purposes only. Not responsible for any international incidents or diplomatic faux pas.