SOCK DANCE FOREIGN POLICY 101: Advanced Sock Puppetry

Welcome, aspiring Sock Diplomats! This course is for those who want to master the art of negotiating with socks.

Lesson 1: Sock Identification

The first step in any successful sock negotiation is to accurately identify the type of sock you're dealing with.

Lesson 2: Advanced Sock Negotiation Techniques

Once you've identified your sock, it's time to negotiate the terms of your deal.

Remember, a good Sock Diplomat always knows when to fold 'em.

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