You've made it to step 3, congratulations! You're starting to feel like you're never going to make it out of this mess.
At this point, you're starting to question your life choices, your relationship with your family and friends, and your decision to ever leave the house in the first place. But don't worry, it's just a minor setback. You can still survive this!
The key is to focus on finding the positives. Like the fact that you're still breathing, your heart is still beating, and you haven't eaten anything that's been sitting in the fridge for more than a week.
But don't get too comfortable, things are about to get real. The next step is going to be even more challenging. Like, seriously, you're going to be begging for mercy.
But don't worry, you've got this. You're a survivalist. You're a master of the absurd, a virtuoso of the ridiculous, a ninja of the desperate.
So, go ahead, take the next step. And remember, it's not just about survival, it's about thriving. Or, at the very least, not dying.