The Art of Using Your Socks as a Communication Method
Survival 101: The Ultimate Guide
Warning: Using your socks as a communication method is not for the faint of heart. It requires patience, dedication, and a strong stomach for drama.
Step 1: Choose Your Sock Wisely
- Size matters: Opt for a sock that's not too big or too small. You want it to be just right, like Goldilocks.
- Material matters: Cotton, polyester, or silk? The choice is yours. Just don't say we didn't warn you about the lint factor.
- Color matters: Stick to neutral tones like beige or gray. Anything too bright will blind your fellow survivors.
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