Survival Guide for the Wilds of Nowhere

Because, let's face it, you probably won't survive.

Learn how to avoid the inevitable Wildlife Survival Tips and Techniques

Step 1: Find a tree to hide behind

Step 2: Make a loud noise to scare the wildlife away

But remember, the key to survival is to stay calm.

Disclaimer: Survival is not guaranteed. Proceed at your own risk.

Survival FAQ: Because, you know, it's always a good idea to ask questions