Survival Hacks 001: Step 1 - The Art of Not Dying

Step 1: Learn to recognize the difference between a bear and a bearded lady. It's a crucial distinction, trust us.

• Be aware of your surroundings. Don't wander into a bear's den while wearing a 'I'm with Stupid' t-shirt.
• Don't run from a bear. Walk calmly and slowly while making 'I'm not a threat, I just really need to get to the other side' noises.
• Have a plan for emergency bear encounters. Know your local bear evacuation routes and have a solid understanding of when to deploy your bear spray.
• Practice bear-fu. It's not just a mythical fighting style, it's real.

That's it for today, folks. Tomorrow we'll move on to Step 2: The Art of Not Drowning While Trying to Escape a Bear-Infested River.

• Next step: The Art of Not Drowning While Trying to Escape a Bear-Infested River
• Appendix A: Bear-Fu Moves to Master

		
			if (is_bear_encounter) {
				do_bear_fu();
			} else {
				do_normal_human_things();
			}